New Mom Gift - Baby Shower Gift

New Mom Gift - Baby Shower Gift


The perfect funny (and honest) congratulations card for a new or second-time (or third or fourth... -time mom!).

"Thank God you can drink again. Those 9 months were lame. Also, congrats on the baby." 

Card is blank inside for your personal message.


  • This card is professionally printed on 110 lb. cardstock.

  • Card is sized at 4.25 x 5.5 inches.

  • Cards each come with one envelope.

  • Ships within 1-3 business days of ordering via USPS First Class Mail.

  • Cards are packaged in protective plastic casing during shipping.

  • Shipping time usually takes between 2-3 business days, according to USPS quote times.

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